ARE. YOU. SLOTH APPROVED!?

Question

HELLLLLLOOOOOO AUDIENCE AND CONTESTANTS, TODAY WE ARE PLAYING THE GAME KNOWN AS

“ARE YOU SLOTH APPROVED!?” *imagine it sorta in the way wheel of fortune is introduced*

I DECIDED TO TURN THIS IN TO A “GAME” FOR NO APPARENT REASON WHATSOEVER

WHY AM I USING CAPS

I HAVE THREE QUESTIONS FOR YOU. IF YOU SAY YES (and you mean it truthfully) TO ONE OF THESE, YOU ARE

*********SLOTH APPROVED!***********

I’M YOUR HOST, SLOTH, THE OL CRINGY ATTEMPTING-TO-BE-MORE-NOTICED-BUT-DOESN’T-KNOW-HOW-TO-DO-THAT-AND-IS-TYPING-ABSOLUTE-RANDOMNESS-NOW-HI-PEOPLE-WHAT-AM-I-DOING- NEWBIE EVERYONE KNOWS AND POSSIBLY LIKES. 

QUESTION NUMBER ONE:

Do you, my dear friend, like cheese?

Do you, my dear friend, like eggs?

Do you, my dear friend, like cheesy eggs?

**(Miss, that’s three questions)>**

AH, TONY… MY MAN.. 

SHUSH

ARE YOU SLOTH APPROVED? ANSWER HONESTLY BELOW

Comments

1 YASSSSSS CHEESE 4 EVERRR

2 YASSSSSS EGGS 4 EVERRR

3 uhm what a silly question....... OF COURSE I DO !! 

AM I SLOTH APPROVED ????

      me

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CHEESEEEE

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@I WAS CRAZY ONCE, YOU ARE

***ABSOLUTELY SLOTH APPROVED!***

YET ANOTHER WINNER!

Tell me what you want your prize to be, I can do basically ANYTHING

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I WANT AN INFININITY AMOUNT CHEESE ON EGGS

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HERES A PLATE OF FOREVER REGENERATING CHEESY EGGS

*Hands*

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1 Yes

2 Yes

3 Yes

-coolkids

Answer 1

1. Yes (but only some brands).

2. No.

3. Definitely no.

Comments

YES, SLOTH APPROVED

BUT HOW DARE YOU NOT APPROVE OF EGGS AND CHEESY EGGS.

HOW DARE YOU.

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I just don’t like eggs. And cheesy eggs, well, I haven’t tried them. But I don’t think I’d like them, so I answered no.