what will you do if your profile picture came to your house?

Question

My profile photo is Kristina Nilssen (from The Emigrants) so maybe I'll invite her and we can talk about Nordic chaos (hehe)

WHAT WILL YOU DO 

(If you dont have a pfp use your most recent image 

Answer 1

i would get attack by the lil lesbian duck with a knife.....sounds fun

Comments

I’d pull out a 38 snubnose revolver and shoot the duck

Im not homophobic for saying i’d kill it, i’d do the same with any armed duck

Im not afraid to do it.

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O my goodness, why don't ya'll just disarm the duck—

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Too risky

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You're right, the duck might pull a 52 fakeout...

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Lol

By the way, the duck would probably take some punishment, so maybe the .40 cal pistol we have.

more firepower, plus its semi auto.

Goobay, duck.

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lol

Answer 2

i'd say hola animeeee

Answer 3

I'd love some takoyaki rn mmmmmmm...

Answer 4

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idk talk about phosphor

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Hi fren :D

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hey hey howdy

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I have a new story. Are you interested in me telling you about it? :3

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Hi!

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oh??

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It's titled Everpane, and it's about a boy born into a prosperous family. A lot of things happen, and I don't want to spoil it..

It kind of starts off like Harry Potter if you read the second chapter I made x3

I hope you'll check here enough to see it! I think you'd really like it 

Answer 5

I would find the portal that let the end dragon into the real world and jump into the portal to escape reality

Answer 6

today is No Upvote Wensday (i have 3 posts with 0 upvotes)

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That outta be cap. (I upvoted your posts)

Answer 7

I’d probably be shocked at first and then I would be happy and we would eat pizza together

Answer 8

Cry

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I would cry if that showed up at my house, too x3

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I would cry as well

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Yes lol

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now your pfp is feet so idk how

Answer 9

I’d try to destroy Bill Cipher (my profile picture) and die in the process.