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Hey guys! I hope you've had a super good winter break, if you've been released yet, or a great day at school!
PARADOXES!!!! Ahhhhh!!! What's a paradox? Well, it's something in the universe that makes something else impossible! For example, if Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? Or, a more complicated one: If Pinocchio says his nose will grow, and it doesn't, then he's lying, so his nose will grow. Hold on... Then he was telling the truth, so his nose can't grow. Or the phrase "Ignore All The Rules". Is that a rule? Okay, but what if you went back in time and killed your grandpa (do not try). Then, you'd never gave been born, so you wouldn't be able to kill him! Here's one final paradox:
The sentence below is true.
The sentence above is false.
Does your brain hurt yet? 'Cause mine sure does!!
Have you ever noticed that awful, scary nightmares are easier to remember than pleasant dreams? Ugh!!! Last night I had a terrible nightmare, which I'm going to tell you about. In my dream, my school was having a field trip to the mountains to visit a mine. We were told to get in line by our assigned number. I was number 2, and popped in line between number 1 and 3. The girls were obviously friends, and number 3 was very annoyed an said something along the lines of "Rude much? Get where you're supposed to be and stop bothering us!!". I responded with something like "Dude, I'm number 2, so I'm supposed to be here. Don't go crazy until you understand the situation.". Just then, my teacher walked by and said "Well put, ____. Girls, be nice.". However, the girls were not any nicer and I decided to go & look for my teacher, who I was sure would give those girls a lesson! I went into the school, and looked in my classroom. I didn't see my teacher, but a man who I thought worked at the mine or something. "Have you seen Mrs. Patterson?" I asked. He didn't respond, but started laughing this evil, scary laugh. I ran out, and scared the heck out of my little sister, who in my nightmare, had followed me. We went outside, and we were the only ones left in the school. Normally, we would be anything but scared, but this was terrifying!!!!!!!! Luckily though, we found a janitor packing up his car to go home. We asked him if he could drive us to the buses, where we could catch up. He agreed, and we got in his car. It was only then that I asked if we could trust him. He said "Probably not.". I immediately got unbuckled and tried to unbuckle my sister and get out but he closed the doors before she escaped. So there I was, abandoned and alone in the middle of nowhere in my scary, horrible dream, when I woke up. It was only 4:42 in the morning, but I was panting with fear, so I got my device and started looking at some happy pictures of myself and my best friend. I guess my mind took pity on me, and I fell into a dreamless sleep until 8:30. So, was that a scary dream or what? Tell me about your worst nightmares!
Song Of The Day: "Daylight" by Matt & Kim.
DYK: The average height of a Christmas tree is 6-7 feet.
DYK: There is a National Christmas Tree Association.
DYK: There is a Christmas tree known as the Charlie Brown Tree for it's short needles and sparse look.
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