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Cyd: I don't think this is modern China.

Pork Vendor: (with Chinese accent) Pork for sale!

Cyd: Mama found her piglets.

(laugh track)

Shelby: Cyd, focus.

(laugh track)

Cyd: I have one dollar.

Pork Vendor: (with Chinese accent) This is American money!

Cyd: Guess there are other pork chops. (sniffles)

(laugh track)

Shelby: Hey, can you fix this toy?

Pork Vendor: (with Chinese accent) I am no good with thingamadoodles.

(laugh track)

Pork Vendor: (with Chinese accent) But Kite Maker is. Take whatever that is to him.

Cyd: On it.



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