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Shelby: Look, Shelby! That sign says Quality Kites!

Cyd: All I see is gibberish.

(laugh track)

Shelby: And this is one of the many, many situations in which taking Chinese class comes in handy.

(laugh track)

Cyd: That must be Kite Maker's shop!

(Cyd and Shelby enter Quality Kites)

Kite Maker: (with Chinese accent) What fate brings you to my shop?

Shelby: Can you fix this toy?

Kite Maker: (analyzes toy) (with Chinese accent) No. It is not in my skill to fix metal toys.

Cyd: It's plastic.

(laugh track)

Kite Maker: (with Chinese accent) Whatever material this toy is made of, fix it yourselves. But, I do not see any misfortune in this toy.

Cyd: What?

(laugh track)

Shelby: He wants to know what is wrong with the toy.

Cyd: This button is supposed to make it sound like an engine. But it does not.

Kite Maker: (with Chinese accent) You two baffle me. But, I will not let our souls interfere with misfortune any longer.

Cyd: What?

(laugh track)

Shelby: He wants us to leave. Come on, Cyd.



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