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"Hey Woofley Blaze, are you hungry?," said Barker Mc Owens. "Yes. Are you hungry too?," said Woofley Blaze. "Yes.," said Barker Mc Owens. "I have an idea. How about we get some food?," said Woofley Blaze. "But where?," said Barker Mc Owens. "The butcher shop of course!," said Woofley Blaze. "But we don't have any money!," said Barker Mc Owens. "So.......we steal.," said Woofley Blaze. "But that's wrong!," said Barker Mc Owens. "It's not like we're stealing for no reason! Besides, we're dogs! We cannot get arrested!," said Woofley Blaze. "I can just get us some food from my house.," said Barker Mc Owens. "Where's the fun in that?," said Woofley Blaze. "It does not have to be fun!," said Barker Mc Owens.

"So, here's the plan. We sneak to the dumpster to get a rope, sneak to the butcher shop, dangle the rope from the roof, climb it, enter from the roof, get the most delicious-looking meat in there without being seen by the butcher, and sneak out from the roof.," said Woofley Blaze. "I do not like the sound of this.," said Barker Mc Owens.

They went to the dumpster and looked for a long enough rope. "Hey look! A 7 foot rope!", said Barker Mc Owens. They took the rope out of the dumpster and went to the butcher shop.

"I'm scared.," said Barker Mc Owens. "Do not worry!," said Woofley Blaze. They climbed the roof onto the roof and went inside the butcher shop.

Woofley Blaze smelled sausage. So, he got the sausage. But Barker Mc Owens got bacon, patties, and meatballs. Woofley Blaze got one more thing: steak. "Hurry!," said Woofley Blaze as they got out of the butcher shop.

"I do not think we can eat all of this by ourselves.", said Barker Mc Owens as he looked at what they got. "Well, we can give some of it to someone who needs it more than us.," said Woofley Blaze as he looked at a starved stray pug. They gave the patties and bacon to him. "Thank you. My name is Ruff. Who are you?," said Ruff. "I am Barker Mc Owens and he is Woofley Blaze.," politely mentioned Barker Mc Owens. "Where did you get these?," said Ruff. "The butcher shop. Do you want meatballs too?," said Woofley Blaze. "No thank you. Goodbye.," said Ruff. He left as they ate sausage and meatballs.



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