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First day of school : 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 10 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks

Middle of March : 1 pencil you found on the ground.

 

Teacher : How can we keep the school clean?

Me : Stay at home.

 

It's funny how if you get an A on your test your grade goes up like 2% but If you get an F it goes down like the Titanic.

 

You can give me 27 years to do my homework, I still wouldn't get it done until the night before.

 

Procrastination? No. I just wait till last minute because I'll be older, and therefore wiser.

 

Procrastination (verb) What you're doing now.

 

I hate teachers who give homework over break, like do you not know what a break is? Let me demonstrate it on your neck.

 

When me and my friends are together, we act like the most mentally retarded people on earth.



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Yes, for all of them. However, with the last, replace friends with brothers XD
by (165k points)
With my half-bro I normally get a bit of social anxiety when he's home because he always brings his girlfriend, and with my mom, my dad, my bro, his gf all in the same room with me I feel really crowded, so I can't relate. But with my friends Lillian and Bailey and a couple others who joined our group of friends we act super retarded and just talk about memes and be stupid.
by (350k points)
That's what me and my sibs do. Being homeschooled I don't have many actual friends (I do have  a few but we live far away now). My bros and sis and I just gather in a room sometimes and start talking about books and animes and memes made for them and act super dumb. XD
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  • Exactly jawdrop
  • Lolz
  • Cool
  • Why is this me !!!!!!
  • Lol
  • Umm
  • Umm Uh oh evil
  • I don't have any close freindssad_smile
+1 vote
by
ALL OF THESE ARE SO FREAKING RELATABLE!! especially the last one... except I don’t need company to act mentally retarded, that’s my natural state XD
+1 vote
by (27.5k points)
I could relate to all of them.



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