Mary Jojo (old lady) is on the phone receiving a sales call.
Kristine (Sales call lady): Hello, I'm Kristine and I was wondering if you would like to donate money to a foundation where most of the money goes to a rich person in New York, but you may be lucky and get to give five cents to a homeless per-
Mary Jojo (shouting): I CAN"T HERE YOU SUNNY!!! YOU GOTTA SPEAK UP!!!
Kristine: Is there someone eighteen or older in this household?
Mary Jojo: Well then! Thank you! At least someone finds me attractive. AND I'M SIX MILLION NINETY-SEVEN!!! DOES THAT MAKE THE CUT?
Kristine: So, anyway... Will you donate mon-
Mary Jojo: WAIT A MINUTE! IS THIS ONE OF THEM JUNK CALLS?!! MARY JOJO HATES THEM JUNK CALLS!!! So uh, how do you hang up?
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