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THEME SONG

*to the tune of Do You Wanna Build a Snowman* 

"Do you wanna interview, 

Stick my camera through your walls,

There's a microphone in your face, 

I know everywhere you've gone!

Please just let me make a news report

Everyone needs to know, so let's start!"

 

PITCH IT PRODUCER

EPISODE 1: KICKED OUT OF ENGLAND

 


*AS THE THEME SONG ENDS, THE TITLE APPEARS ON SCREEN. AFTER A FEW SECONDS (AFTER THE TITLE IS READ BY THE ANNOUCER) IT FADES AWAY AS A CAR SPEEDS ON THE HIGHWAY, THE CAMERA COVERED BY THE SHADOW AS THE CAR PASSES OVER IT*

 

*THE PRODUCER SITS IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT, SOLENLY DRIVING THE CAR. THE CAMERA ANGLE GOES FROM A FRONT VIEW TO A SIDE VIEW, CARRYING INTSELF TO THE BACKSEAT, WHERE A COUPLE CAMERAS, SOUND MICROPHONE STICKS, AND A FEW DOZEN JOURNALS LITTER THE BACK SEAT*

 

P: Day one of the England trip. As you can see, I'm on the right side of the car, driving like the English. *SMILES AND ADJUSTS REARVIEW MIRRIOR AND FACES THE CAMERA SET ON THE DASHBOARD* 

 

Narrator: Mr, Producer Man, legally born Felix Smith, age 23, is making a trip to Europe for an interview with the Queen, a hunt for the perfect picture, and the voyage of a lifetime. After using a Grandmaster Portal to visit the IRL world, which he uses twice a month-once for going back to the KidzSearch Town, and another time to come back to the IRL world for 3 weeks a month. His journey starts here, in London.

 

*THE CAR TRUNDLES INTO A TOWN. THERE'S IS A SHORT MONTAGE SCENE OF THE PRODUCER PARKING, JUMPING ON A TRAIN, AND TRAVELING VIA SUBWAY TO THE INTERWORKINGS OF LONDON*

 

P: *HOLDING CAMERA ON THE END OF A SELFIE STICK* Okay, everyone! It is now time to find the Queen, the perfect picture, and the journey of a lifetime! Let's go!

 

A: Mr. Producer Man walks into Buckingham Palace after exploring London. But first, let's watch his reactions to famous London landmarks.

 

P: OH MY GOSH, IT'S BIG BEN! IT'S SO NAMED BECAUSE OF A MAN CALLED BEN, WHO WAS BIG, WHO BULIT A CLOCK TOWER! OOOOH! AND IT'S THE LONDON TOWER THING WHERE THE TWO ROYAL BOYS DIED! I DON'T REMEMEBR THE NAME OF IT! AND AHHHHHHH! LOOK!!! IT'S A PARK BENCH!!!!

 

A: Anyway.

 

P: We are now inside Buckingham Palace. I don't know how I snuck past the guards. AH-! There's the Queen---!!!

 

A: Will Mr. Producer Man get an interview with the Queen? Stay tuned.

 


A/N: And thanks for the suggestions! Let's TORTURE Mr. Producer now!


 

The Queen: ... 

 

A: The Queen of England has spotted Mr. Producer Man. With his crazy smile and heavy breathing at the prospect of interviewing the great Royal Highness, he seems to be a break-out from the local mental ward.

 

P: Mrs..Mrs Queen! I have a joke for you! 

 

*WHILE THE PRODUCER TELLS HIS JOKE, SOME SOILDERS COME AROUND THE BEND. WHY THEY LEFT THEIR QUEEN, I HAVE NO IDEA. ANYWAY, SO, THEY COME AROUND THE BEND AND SPOT THE QUEEN LAUGHING SO HARD IT SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S SCREAMING*

 

The Guards: MY QUEEN! WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING TO YOU- 

 

P: And so, the lady said to the man who- *GETS SIEZED BY THE GUARDS, THROWN OUT OF THE PALACE COURTYARD, AND LANDS ON HIS BUTT*

 

A: The Producer is in a predicament. To get inside the place and finally interview the Queen, he must take extreme measures. But what's this? A stray guard's uniform just lying outside? What a taste of luck! 

 

*THE PRODUCER PUTS ON THE GUARD'S UNIFORM AND WALKS INSIDE. WHEN PEOPLE TALK TO HIM HE PUTS ON HIS BEST BRITISH ACCENT, WHICH IS TERRIBLE, BUT STILL GETS BY TO THE POINT WHEN HE'S REACHED THE QUEEN. HOWEVER, HER ROYAL CORGIS SPOT HIM.*

 

The Guards: *SPOT HIM, GRAB HIM, AND PULL HIM TO JAIL AFTER THE CORGIS START BARKING AND NIPPING AT HIS HEELS*

 

A: The Producer has been spotted. What will happen next? 

 

*MONTAGE SCENE OF THE PRODUCER GETTING QUESTIONED IN JAIL AS FOLLOWED*

 

Police: Why were you with the Queen? 

P: To interview her!

Police: Why?

P: So I would get famous?

Police: Why?

P: So my boss, Gem, would like me better?

 

*SOON, THE POLICE DECIDES TO LET HIM GO, BUT ONLY IF HE BAILS HIMSELF OUT WITH A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY*

 

A: And so, the Producer, Mr. Producer, calls Gem about bailing him out. however, it goes badly and he ends up hacking her account and getting al the money he needs transferred to the Queen. Afterwards, he gets sent home. It was a failed interview, but a nice one at that. 

 

*SHOWS THE PRODUCER DRIVING HOME, SLIGHTLY SAD. HE ADJUSTS HIS CAMERAS AND THEN TURNS TO IT TO SPEAK*

 

P: *TAKES A DEEP BREATH* PITCH IT PRODUCER, YEAAAAAH YEAAAAAAAH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!

 

*SCREEN GOES BLACK AS THE CREDITS ROLL* 

 

Terek Duke as the Announcer

The Producer as the Producer

The Queen as the Queen

The Guards as the Guards

The Corgis as the Corgis

 

" After this show was broadcasted, the Producer finally met the Queen on equal ground. Only, he didn't get an interview because he started by asking her what was in her little red box every morning. "

 




DISCLAIMER 1 (regarding the  type shows with fandom OCs): Some of these OCs are fanmade characters for various fandoms (Rinji, etc). I do NOT claim to own their respective fandoms. This Q&A was made for fun and does not mean to violate any copyrights or whatever. ANY FANDOM OCS IN THE SHOW ARE NOT OFFICALLY APART OF THEIR RESPECTIVE FANDOMS. ALL CANON CHARACTERS BELONG TO THE RIGHTFUL COPYRIGHT HOLDER.

 
DISCLAIMER 2 (regarding the type shows with original characters): Some of the OCs featured in this type show are original characters made by me (Gem, Producer, etc) and are not held down by a fandom. These characters are mine and mine alone and you must request permission if you would like to use them or mention them in a website or otherwise outside of KidzSearch domains. 
 

Credits

The Pitch It Producer Show is nationally distributed by the KS TV Network!

Written by GemHeart.

 

Thanks for reading! 




8 Answers

0 votes
by (40.2k points)
Epic funny stuff-mhpg
+2 votes
by (1.34m points)
Here is a review if you ever make advertising LOL

"Amazing"

-Kitten

(It's really generic)
+2 votes
by (350k points)
Okay, everyone! Who should the Producer attempt to interview next, or where should he go next?
by (138k points)
+2
Go to... Egypt? Or Australia?
by (375k points)
+1
He should try to intervew Donald Trump or maybe..... JK ROWLING!!
by (138k points)
+1
JK ROWLING!!!!
by (350k points)
+2
Perhaps...

since I feel like making him interview Trump would enrage people cuz I am a Trump supporter, therefore I would make him one as well.
by (375k points)
+1
Or maybe me.... lol
by (375k points)
+1
Can I be a guest star?
by (138k points)
+2
I agree with you
+1 vote
by (375k points)
OMG! BUT YOU FORGOT TO PUT LLM STUDIO AS A SPONSOR
by (350k points)
+2
GAHHHHH I WILL SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON !

 

Glad you liked it XD
+1 vote
by (375k points)
He should get arrested. Kicked out. Spend the night in jail and they question him. Figure out he is innocent, then he gets sent back home wit a big fine. And he should show himself paying for it from Gem's bank account.
by (40.2k points)
Wai-
+2 votes
by (95.3k points)
Yay! you used my idea, thx!

I like Kitty_Kat’s idea, but instead of being thrown into the dungeon,  he get’s thrown out the door and he lands on his bottom. He then takes a guard’s uniform and uses it to get into the palace again! IDK, just an idea.
by (138k points)
+2
That's a cool idea!
+2 votes
by (138k points)
All of the Queen's royal corgis do not like the Producer! But the Producer tells her a joke and the Queen laughs so hard she shrieks. The Queen's guards thought the Producer was threatening her and the guards throw the Producer in a dungeon.
+2 votes
by (415k points)

LOL Do you want to interview? Or build a snowman? Either one...I'll do too!

 

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