P: Hello everyone! Finally, something with just me in it! Here's an information segment in which I talk about the crazy world in which I live in: KidzSearch Town, on the outskirts of the Internet Void. So you can ask questions about the Studio and the KidzSearch Town world!
The Producer's Information Segment
Question 11: Producer-Sama, please tell us more about Riniro!
P:
With pleasure~! Ahem. Well... Riniro was a ship name coined by FunHeart a year or so back when Gem first drew the two characters together. Basically, it's Rinji Shukei (fandom OC) X Toshiro Hitsugaya (canon) from Bleach. When I met Gem, I saw some of her old drawings and immediately loved the ship, even more so when I got hired on the KS Tyle Show broadcasting studio, and met Rinji herself. If you read the 2nd Q&A with the OCs, you can find out more about why I love the ship so much.
So, there! Knowledge dropped.
Question 12: Please, PLEASE, Producer, sir, tell us about your fandom visit!
P:
Calm down, calm down. I'll give you a bit of information! After all, that's my specialty! So! I walked into the Portal machine... behind Gem's back while she was visiting LLM... and turned it on and went to the Bleach world! After some hassle, like getting Kisuke Urahara to get me to the Soul Society, where Rinji lives, I stalked Rinji for about 5 minutes until I felt something whiz by my head. WHOOSH! It was the blade of a sword, and it was so close it cut my cheek and blood spilled out. Moaning in pain, because I don't have a high pain threshold, she found me and kicked me out. Now, she's locked the Bleach world up so no one can get in without Gem's permission.
There! What fun, but what agony...
Question 13: Can you take me to a fandom world, Mr. Producer?!
P:
You would need special permission from Gem... because she's the master of the Portal machines here in the KidzSearch Town. She's actually the master of all of them in the Internet world. That's actually a really big title (see Question 14). She has a lot of jobs and duties (see Question 16). Unless you were willing to risk the laws of the Internet (see Question 17), then I couldn't take you without legal problems. Haha. Yeah, I'm on a restraining order from all the fandoms.
So, in short, no, unless you wanna break the law with me!
Question 14: What is Gem's full title in the Internet Void, Producer sir?
P:
You are learning quickly, Yes, another name for the Internet world is the Internet Void. As for Gem, her full title is as followed: "Gem Heart, Citizen of KidzSearch Town, Citizen of the IRL World, Studio Manager and Radio Host, Manga Artist Within the Restraints of the Internet Void and the IRL World, Portal Grandmistress, Time Machine Grandmistress, and Contributor to the Internet Void". And that's just the first sentence. It goes on for a few more. But to explain, it basically means she lives and works both in the real world and in the KS Town world, she makes a radio show and is one of the KS Studio managers, she's a manga artists, and lastly, she is the creator and master of the Portals and Time Machines, yadda yadda. Actually, the Portal Machine was created jointly with another guy, and so was the Time Machine, maybe we can ask them questions sometimes.
Her title is long, yep.
Question 15: What is yours, Producer-san?
P:
Not as impressive. I am "Felix Smith, AKA Producer Man, Citizen of the KS Town and Citizen of the IRL World, Radio Co-Host, Professional Interviewer and Photojournalist within the Restraints of the Internet Void and the IRL World". And that's all. That's all that's listed, compared to Gem's three-page long one.
Yep. First name, then your citizenship, and occupations.
Question 16: What are Gem's duties, sir?
P:
Back to Gem, eh?! I thought this segment was about me! Basically, she runs the radio show. She manages her inventions. She does this and that and this-- what does it matter?! This segment is about me and me answering your questions!!! if you wanna know so bad, just ask Gem!!!! Gahhhhhh!!!
Ahem, where was I?
Question 17: What are the rules of the Internet, Mr. Producer?
P:
Too many to list. I'm not the most law-abiding citizen. But to find out the laws of a particular town, check their Private Policies and Rules. These are usually up in the town hall, or the International Headquarters of, a town, up a wall so you can see. Or you could go back to the IRL world and check it on their website. Websites don't work in the Internet Void. Anyway, some rules are removed because it makes it hard to communicate. For example, a couple sites may require you to have a username, which basically means that's your legal name in the Internet Void. Some visitors have several legal names. To avoid confusion, sometimes numbers or a middle name is added to a first username.
There you go!
Question 18: What are your duties, Producer-sama?
P:
My duties! Oh! I do a couple things. I deal with the studio a lot. I... do TV shows once a month, ya know. We're currently planning, Derek and I, the next show. But that'll be after the Q&A. Our pattern is: Q&A show, TV show, Q&A show, TV show... etc. Basically I just keep to myself... and keep you entertained!
And that takes a lot!
Question 19: How long have you worked in KS Town, sir?
P:
I have worked here a few months now, but the first time I visited was when I was younger, and KS Town was still becoming a booming little settlement. I was, like, 9. And I'm 23 now, so, that would've made the year 2005. It actually opened then, for the public, at least. But Gem and I have only been working here for a few months.
I hope to work here for many years to come!
Question 20: PLEASE tell us Gem's full title!
P:
It's really, really long. I'm warning you. I'll just tell you a little bit of it. Here we go. Ahem. ""Gem Heart, Citizen of KidzSearch Town, Citizen of the IRL World, Studio Manager and Radio Host, Manga Artist Within the Restraints of the Internet Void and the IRL World, Portal Grandmistress, Time Machine Grandmistress, and Contributor to the Internet Void". And then, "2016 Winner of KidzSearch Authorship Contest, Runner-Up KidzSearch Hero of the Year." That's her awards so far. Ahem, next: "Volunteer Caregiver of the KS Town World, Deputy Law-Enforcer of KS Town World"--
Ugh... my name will never hold a light to hers...!!!!
Thanks for reading The Producer's Information Segment! All the disclaimers written on the type shows and other media made by me for this blog relate here as well. Thanks for reading, once again! If you want another of these, remember and ask!
