As the dark blue Spartan walked to the middle of the battlefield, several war cries come from the hills as poorly aimed artillery shells, grenades, tracers, peanut shells, kittens and… cannonballs? rained down. A second cry was heard to “give em heck boys” as hordes of… poorly armed men with… colonial America era muskets? Suddenly, a cat was shot and began clawing at one of the marines. At the same time a blue vacuum opened up in the sky and out fell a… ODST. He plummeted to the ground and wasn’t seen again. The clawed Marine became an infected cat like form, and was ambling slowly towards Luna. She then took the katana out and shanked the marine with a little blade in the hilt. The rest of the poorly armed force has been annihilated by an immobilized Scorpion tank, which had sunk into the moist ground of a weird river during a simulation and was heavily racked with hits. The marine operating the Scorpion managed to fire the engine, and pointed the barrel at the ground, shooting a high explosive and lurching the tank out of the mud. The tank bounced back onto dry land, and it proceeded to drive into a river. It drove back over the other side and fired a shot at a… cannon. A sudden blue glow immolated most of the cannon crews.
Afterwards, the sound of cats, shotgun blasts, explosive noises, and more blue glows, the uproar stopped. Luna decided to go investigate. Sarge told his team to head back to base and come up with something to eat. “Well, there isn’t much to eat back at base, Sarge.” “We’ll just throw some soy sauce on some Cheerios, Simmons.” Grif, the heftiest man of the red team, came back around with the box of Cheerios. “What.” he said. The two others could only look in silence.
Luna was sneaking up behind the mysterious blue glow, and the blue glow suddenly disappeared. Suddenly, a thunderous roar on the other side of the mountain occurred and wave upon wave of ODST’s fell upon the earth. The blue Spartan turned back around and headed towards the Red Base. The source of the mysterious blue glow appeared once more and disappeared for the last time.
