Shred or Johnny Joe Johnson.
I’d like to hang with them on my recently passed family friend’s property (complete with a big fat pond and a back porch too, its a pretty nice place) so we can shoot guns, drink mountain dew, and embrace our masculinity.
Then we’d go dove hunting, maybe kill some feral hogs (they are pests that transport diseases, destroy property, and level farms, so the AGFC, also known as the Arkansas Game and Fish Commission, allows you to kill as many as possible since they are a nuisance to life in general), then we’d play the escapists 2, fortnite, or maybe ssbu together.
Finally, we would watch a football game between my local high school’s team and their arch-rivals.