The original Toad led guilty for landing on what we call today, a slim sheet of land carefully places on the "islands" we call home has only yet adapted this way. Sir Toad was a fine traveler, he had ever so devoted his work on finishing his creations of the world (continuously he was said to get sidetracked by unreasonable stuff that should have not of taken him from what his eyes behold). In five weeks, travelling from China to Scotland, he had informed the villagers of these places that it was strange to eat with your eyes open, or walk with just two hands. He figured to strange people, shaded dark to light, needed life advice. Such as plans for divorces their wives and leaving their children to be bred without them. That indeed is what Toad would do, he had thousands of children he paid no mind to. After all, why would the silly humans ever even consider letting themselves go to this lifestyle? It was horrifying to imagine - even if the so called "humans" or "homo-sapiens" would fend for their own. Yet, he had seen this for other mammal species as well (mammal: Toad had named this "things" this because they seemed to really care about their mama. He thought of this whilst on the toilet) because they only had a few. But, it still bothered Toad to the core that some of these humans wouldn't dare to leave their children behind, it had rattled him on how to idea did not change their mindsets. After thinking at 1:00 AM at night, Toad had to think, "Wow, these humans are SLOW and DUMB", he wrote this because some refused not to leave their children.
by knightstar! credit to moi for this HISTORICAL ESSAY.
