Hm, well, I am quite insulted that you would call me "paste". For when I think of the words paste, I think of the paste that plants produce. And me compared to that useless slimy bit? I am of course superior, for I am crafted carefully to taste amazing on "leaves". I feel insult, as my beauty is at it's peak right now, I will show you've been in the wrong about me.
Please do reconsider your stance, I am nothing like you have explained to be.