A list of my mom's sicknesses:

Question

1: shingles

2: heart attack

3: partiac arrest (partiac is one of my mom's made-up words. It's pronounced party-ac.)

4: ear infection.

5: zits in various sizes.

6: lumps on her forehead.

7: chicken pox.

8: broken stomach.

9: broken foot.

10: bladder infection.

11: allergies.

12: eye infection.

13: coronavirus.

Comments

Ummmm she would probably not be alive rn if she had those.....also, I don’t think you can break your stomach

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you can break your stomach

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wut r eye infekshun????

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Answer 1

We don't need to know this.

Answer 2

COVID-19?! is that one of moms sikness?!

Answer 3

Bruh, most of these aren't even sicknesses. Stop lying Jane! I am SO freaking sick of this! And everyone else is too! Am I right people?!?

Comments

Yeah so right!

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no im not. im "freaking" sick of you making fun of this. So who cares if its fake!? also froggy, you are being mean.

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If it’s fake and she keeps doing it, it’s spam. That’s why we care.

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COVID-19 is added too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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So. Just let her do it I told her 20000000000000000000 times

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Yes

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That’s so mean, who cares if you are sick of it!?

Answer 4

*insert filthy frank its time to stop meme*

Answer 5

dude, that is one, private information, two, lying, and three, being immature. stop.

Answer 6

Alright Jane, please stop. Don’t share personal information, don’t lie to get views, and don’t be immature.

 

Thanks

Answer 7

YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY LYING!

Comments

You're wrong for saying that! 

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haw do you gis do theat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 8

Yeah, if she had all that she would be dead

Comments

But she is somehow surviving serious injuries and deaths and extreme sicknesses.

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yeah right

Answer 9

This is personal information ..

Answer 10

1. Why is this in the boys advice column?

2. If she was getting constant heart attacks, cardiac arrests, and infections, she should probably be in the E.R.

Comments

what dus E.R mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!