Howdy, who's on Esie's phone? Howdy, howdy, you know what to do and say after the beeeep-
*Esie's Catchy Intro Music*
*kicks down door*
HELLLOOOO, LIL SQUADDE- where was the epic fog effect. FISHYBOI IMPOSTER, NO, YOU CANNOT JUST TAKE OUT THE- wow. just wow. Plug the mic back in, please. Now you see what I have to put up with- YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I'M PAYING THESE EXTRAS TO CLAP AND CHEER?
No.
Well... I DON'T EITHER, BUT IT'S A LOT. Oka- there we go. ANYWHOZERS, HELLO, LI- wait, I already said that. IN THE AUDIENCE TODAY WE HAVVVE MINECRAFTNERD, FISHYBOI IMPOSTER, ESIE THE III, AND THAT RANDOM GUY IN THE BACK I THINK HIS NAME IS CLYYYYDE- and our special guest today issss.... *sigh* Esie2!
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Esie2?
Ye?
Don't make me regret giving you a mic. Anyways, I have some questions people have submitted to you on these cards! *whips out cards* I hope you are ready.
Weal if theyur goina ask mee abot my dog i haf nuthin to say.
You have a dog?
Nu, thats y I haf nuthin to say.
OKAY FIRST QUESTION, Clyde from... somewhere in the audience.
*whistle from the back of the crowd*
Wow, Clyde, nice whistle. Anyway, Clyde wants to know why the- I can't read your handwriting, Clyde. OKAY NEXT CARD- FishyBoi wants to know why you changed the color of Missingno.'s cape in your comic strip "Glitches".
Oka, u miht rememembr dat he tour the rim of his cape when he battld 44HY and had to git it repared. Den the terible Lag showd up, and he cohld put on a nuw cape or leave the city of 0B to destrushun. So, I figurd, he go wif the nuw cape... well, dat, and I ran outf ink fore Missingno.'s old cape.
AND THE NEXT CARD IS FROM MINECRAFTNERD- is this still on? Okay. Minecraftnerd wants to know what your favorite thing about Minecraft is!
Spleeph.
Well said, Esie2, well said. OKAY, FORGET THE CARDS. Tune in next time to ACTUALLY hear Esie2 sing Lance the Turtle >:) AND, NEXT TIME OUT SPECIAL GUEST WILL BE.... oooh, a mystery! If you want to ask this unknown guest questions then comment them down below and you could be mentioned in the next LIL SQUA-
*radio static*
