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Hybrid: I am a simple dragon. I enter the kitchen. I eat four servings of bread. I leave.

Singe: In theory if you ate them all at once it would only be one serving.

Hybrid:

Hybrid: I like the way you think.


Splitfin: You are what you eat.

Hybrid: I am thirteen tacos and a stick of butter.


Splitfin: Not to worry, I have a permit. *hands over paper*

Iron: This just says "I can do what I want."


Hybrid: That's one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...

Iron: You would eat yourself?

Hybrid: I wouldn't even question it.


Splitfin: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Singe: Myxine Circifrons

Splitfin:

Splitfin: fsh




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