Why I wanna build a snowmannnnnn

Question

Okay so this post isn't about building a snowman, nor Frozen, but I do want to go to Canada!

Because..

IT SNOWS

IT HAS NICE PEOPLE THERE

FREE HEALTHCARE

PROBABLY LESS PROBLEMS

IT SNOWS

Need I say more?

Anyways, that was my little rant. Hope you had a great day!

Love ya'll

nobodyimportant out—

Answer 1

I have some friends who live in Canada!

Comments

Oh, awesomesauce!

Answer 2

Healthcare in Canada isn't free its universal.

Mom keeps yelling at me 4 calling it free

Comments

Oh I heard on a video that it was free

hmmm

Answer 3

You can come to my house at 99999999999 Top Secret Lane on Neptune if you want snow!

Comments

Omigosh yus I would love to

I hate being stuck here on Mars 

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Well, it takes around 200 years to get there, so…

And immortality potions are banned.

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Oh no.

I'll have to resort to horcruxes, then—

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Did I mention that any Harry Potter-related is also banned (in my neighborhood)? Only LotR-related stuff is allowed.

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Oh, well then you'll get a rude awakening if you come to my Mars neighborhood...

Only things related to Harry Potter are allowed...

You can't even like Scooby-Doo—

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I like Parry Hotter, thank you very much.

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Well I have never seen Rord of the Lings, but I'd give it a try!

Answer 4

Just saying, there isn't always snow in canada.

(I've been there in the summer many times and there's never snow in the summer)

Comments

I'D MAKE MY JOURNEY THERE IN THE COLD, COLD WINTER, THEN!

I WILL NEVER GIVE UP ON SNOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!

(also thanks the heads up :3)