Shower Thoughts #1

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asked Jul 10, 2023 in Shower Thoughts by 333

Me: The ocean is a soup!

Him: Could you explain?

Me: What's in a soup?

Him: Water, salt, vegetables, and meat.

Him: ...

Him: The ocean is a soup!

Me: THE OCEAN IS A SOUP!!!

BTW if 10 answers/comments I'll do Shower Thoughts #2

#showerthoughts

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answered Jul 10, 2023 by -Minecraftnerd- (537k points)

Never thought of that

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answered Jul 10, 2023 by EloquentRacer92 (940k points)

Well, if the ocean is a soup, why is the ocean still there? Why haven’t people ate it up already?

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answered Jul 10, 2023 by SunshineSwiftie (130k points)

Lol

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answered Jul 10, 2023 by DukeSilver (126k points)

Well if that's the case then I suppose that my boot is also Jupiter.

And that means my leather is a computer.

Which means that Johnny Cash is nothing more than a blade of sweet-grass.

.....

I hereby declare the world is doomed.

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answered Jul 10, 2023 by Writingnerd

. . .I never thought about that.

Welp. Excuse me while I question life-

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answered Jul 10, 2023 by nobodyimportant (511k points)

So we could have been eating ocean soup this whole time?

We even have crushed up crackers to go with the soup!

You mean sand?

Wut

-Nobi

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