Nobi, this is URGENT

Question

Dino is trying to secretly steal your cookies from your pantry.

Yeah, that’s all. Thanks for coming to my TedTalk.

Answer 1

I have a secret Krabby Cookie vault where I keep all my cookies like Krabs keeps the Krabby Patties that go straight to your thighs in the vault that SpongeBob and Squidward broke into

And now I just revealed my secret and have to add extra heavy security on the vault

Edit: KS now omits the parts where I say the kid-friendly word for the biblical word that is not heck.

-Nobi

Comments

Well, my parents don’t allow me to say the word you’re talking about, so…

But now we have to call the most popular Roblox obby game “Tower of Heck” now. (I’ve called that game that before)

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You know when people say god "" it?

I say the kid friendly word for that word

They didn't omit that until recently

I'm just making sure we are talking about the same word

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“Dang”? Because that word is censored on my side.

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Well I sometimes at that and "darn" or "dag nummit".

Hopefully they don't omit or censor these examples.

Answer 2

*Gasp*

My secrets have been revealed.. 

Alas, I must now flee-

- Dino (he/they/xe)​​

Comments

AAAAAA

KEVIN CATCH HIM

I lost my legs just now

WHAT

WHY IS IT THAT EVERY TIME I WANT YOU TO DO SOMETHING YOU LOSE YOUR LIMBS

Nobi out of context part 1

*faceplant*

*I mean palm*

You got it right the first time

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MWAHAHAA

YOU SHALL NEVER CATCH ME

You shall faceplant for eternity

- Dino (he/they/xe)

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Wait

Where my limbs would be located is tingling

GREAT 

NOW CATCH THAT THIEF

*grows crab limbs*

YOU ARE SO ANNOYING

TRY

AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!