Question

I HAVE TAKEN OVER.

THIS IS MR. BANANA, I HAVE TAKEN OVER BOOM’S ACCOUNT AND HAVE CLAIMED IT AS MY OWN.

FROM NOW ON, I WILL BE THE ONE ON THIS ACCOUNT.

I WILL ALWAYS BE THE SUPERIOR TO HER.

THEREFORE, I CLAIM THIS.

I THINK SHE IS ADDICTED. SHE NEEDS A BREAK OR SOMETHING.

SHE’S GONNA GO OFF OBSESSING OVER ANOTHER HOT PERSO-

Excuse me, what are you-

I AM RUSSIAN DANCING FROM HER. SHE WILL NEVER FIND ME, DON’T YOU WORRY. 

I WILL SEE YOU LATER.

SIGNING OFF,

MR. BANANA

Answer 1

IMPOSTER. YOU ARE NOT ME. 

ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, I WOULD BE GLAD TO OWN YOUR ACCOUNT. BUT SADLY, I DO NOT.

SIGNING OFF, 

MR. BANANA