Why Chocolate is a Salad

Question

Chocolate comes from Cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant.....

So chocolate is a salad.

Yes, this is what my life has come to in times of desperation when I fail to find a job.

Answer 1

Also, (almost) every food is technically healthy, because it has at least one ingredient that’s healthy. (Yes, that includes soda and you can in fact live on soda - I’ve heard of a man who only drank Pepsi (no regular water) every day for 20 years)

Comments

I heard of a guy (a local guy) who drinks a half-gallon of whiskey EVERY DAY. Like, seriously dude: how do you not have alcohol poisoning yet?

Also I only just now noticed that you've surpassed half a million points. Don't know why I didn't see that sooner.

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Half a gallon of whiskey and no alcohol poisoning? That guy must be immortal or something.

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I know right?

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Yeah!

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Sorry to break it to ya but

KAR-

Answer 2

but we need multiple trees. so Chocolate is a vegetable

Answer 3

Thank you for making this so that I can convince my parents to let me have big, heaping amounts of Hershey's chocolate with dinner :]

-Nobi

Answer 4

*meanwhile me rethinking my whole education*

Answer 5

WOW THAT’S GENIUS DUKE!!

Answer 6

I guess the Maple tree in my yard is a salad too, because it's a plant. Yum!

Comments

Tell me mate: why'd you lose the profile picture? I was waiting for you to replace it.

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I switch back and forth between the default PFP and the cat.

Evil me finds it funny that many people don't have enough points for a profile pic, and here I am with a million and yet I choose not to get one.

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I have never once changed my profile picture in the 2.5 years I've had an account. I got it as soon as I hit 5,000 and have never once changed it.