How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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asked Aug 30, 2023 in Guess / Riddles / Quizzes by EloquentRacer92 (950k points)

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woodchuck

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answered Aug 30, 2023 by EloquentRacer92 (950k points)

Answer: 700 pounds a day.

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answered Aug 30, 2023 by nobodyimportant (523k points)

The answer to your question is that they can't... So I don't know how much wood it could chuck.

-Nobi

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answered Aug 30, 2023 by AdiTheNatureGirl (111k points)

a woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could if a woodchuck could chuck wood

my dad taught me that

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answered Aug 30, 2023 by Kittycat99 (64.3k points)

I said it five times fast.

The woodchuck could probably chuck a lot because it has woodchucking teeth

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