Super weird dream

Question

I saw like DukeSilver and Eloquentracer92 in a dream and they were both bald. Elo was wearing glasses. Didn’t really see anyone else. Pretty weird dream.

GC out

Answer 1

dukesilver is bald

Comments

:O

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Hey, a guy 103 years old has to lose his hair eventually, yeah?

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Didn't Alexa or something call you a boomer once?

Now we know why x3

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Siri once called Duke a boomer.

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Ah, Siri.

I think they're basically the same except for the companies..

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Nah, Alexa has tricks. Siri doesn’t.

Also, the default Siri voice is more beautiful.

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Alex’s laughs randomly for no apparent reason. Seriously, look it up.

I have the ‘Sista Siri voice on our HomePod mini. It’s the most realistic sounding of any of the voices. Except for maybe the Indian Siri, expect then the accent is so thick it’s like yelling at cheap customer service reps over the phone.

Answer 2

I actually have incredibly thick hair.

Like Robin

Sorry I just had to make that joke because it was too perfect. In all seriousness though, I really do have extremely thick hair. Kind of annoying sometimes. When it's long I can take a bit of it in my fingers and pull it up; it'll just stay standing upright unless I put it back down.

Pop quiz: what color is my hair?

Comments

Brown...?

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Black? Blonde?

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Red? Purple? Ultraviolet? Rainbow?

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O gosh don't suggest red

He's gonna say something—

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I wonder what rainbow hair will look like ona  person

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Aw KS hid my comment to Elo...

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And I-

Yeah I probably shouldn’t say what I’m about to say. Not after my autocorrect got destroyed and I jogged a mile and a **** for PE. (The PE teachers are making us do cardio at the beginning of the year)

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yeah. I biked 2.12 (or something like that) miles on an exersize bike in :E recently. Dont complain eli

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But that’s an exercise bike, not your own legs.

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I use a stationary bike almost every day. I just jack it up to full resistance and go 17-20 miles/hr for 20 or 30 minutes. Doesn’t sound like much but it’s like riding pretty fast up a big hill for **** an hour.

Answer 3

haha

Answer 4

You’re right about the glasses, that’s for sure.

I’m not bald though. In other words, I have a legit hairline.

Comments

I remember i was at this like place for the summer, and we had a teacher that was really cool. It was a Christian Place and we had devotional. We watched a christian movie. The pastor had a haircut like this:

And at the end, when we were about to go to tech room, the pastor talked about getting insurance and stuff and gods insurance. He then roasted the pastor by saying:

“You know what you need to get? A HAIRLINE!!! OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!”

We all joined in the OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!

It was hilarious