LIL P VS LIL E RAP BATTLE (Elo vs lil penguin)

Question

Alright, winner gets to choose a new nickname for the loser for a week. We will decide the winner

AFTER they’re done.

Answer 1

I’m just one little bit of the world

All I’ve ever done is just swirl

I’m ignored every single bit

All I wanna do is just quit

Comments

I have a lucky AVACODA PIT

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OK, THIS RAP BATTLE IS FIRE!

BUT LETS CRANK IT UP A NOTCH…

*more insane absolute head bopper beats*

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It’s the only thing in my life kit

It’s all I can do to survive and thrive

Now I just gotta get that bee hive-

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Im joining.

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I got this fire,

My hearts got this desire,

I feel like im going places,

And my deck is full aces.

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I’m just gonna take on this world

Maybe go to the underworld

I don’t care if I’m a fool

All the fools outta be cooooooooooooool

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I HAVE A PIECE OF YARN ON A SPOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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All I do is use that tool

Everybody is saying “Ha ha ha”

But I just do the cha-cha-cha

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one time i left my dog alone and came home to a pile of CAA -CAA

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The dog turned human and said “papa”

I was super shocked to death

All that dog saw was my breath

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if there is a a zombie apocalypse  ill be the only one left

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The human program says “leftrightleft”

All I feel is the whole ground bending

Oh no, the world is ending-

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I wrote too hard with my pencil now its bending

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All I’m ever gonna do with my life is spending [money]

Now all I can ever do is just cry

MY LIFE IS A BIG FAT LIE!

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IM A BIRD IMA BIRD THAT MEANS I CAN FLY

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Nobody can see anything but the sky

I have the Red Bull contract signed

I’m actually regaining my mind

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*weird synth noise* yeah, yeh i hit rewind

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I’m gonna make ‘em all be kind

Say goodbye to the world, Jack

Because you won’t ever come back

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it is very much smartness that i lack....

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All I can do is run the track

My mama said brains and not brawn

By the time she said it, I was gone

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I DO NOT HAVE A MOM!!!!! SHE GO BYE BYE SHE GO GONE

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Everybody I ever knew just got pawn’d

But I don’t have brawn, I have wits

This is a battle that I’m gonna win

Answer 2

GUYS I DID NOT CONSENT TO THIS :0

Comments

Okay lets do this

*insert epic beat bc im dj :D*

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I like penguins....beep beep boop bop!!!

Answer 3

whoo's lil e?

Comments

Elo