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I ate $100,000 worth of candy in 2 minutes. How did I do that?

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You ate a 100 grand bar
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You actually got it right!
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Umm you ate the super rare candies?
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No…
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You got homemade candy
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No.
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It is a hyperbole?
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No, it’s not. I actually ate $100,000 worth of candy in 2 minutes.
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YOU ATE GOLD-FLAKED CANDY
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Nope.
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thats why I have 100k dollars on debt

YOU ATE MY MONEY ELO. THATS IT, NO MORE STICK FIGURES
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YOU DID NOT GET THE ANSWER RIGHT. WE’RE TAKING AWAY SAINS.
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NOOOO NOT MY SAINS, TAKE AWAY MY TV INSTEAD
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YOU TOOK AWAY STICK FIGURES FOR ME SO I TAKE SAINS AWAY FROM YOU.
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*gives back stick figures*

GIMME MAH LITATURE
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*gives back SAINs*
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*gives them  back to you*

learna bout ur ancestors child
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I told you. My grandpa came to America in the 1970’s, not the 1840’s.
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Still SAINs are cool

Studies show that reading SAINs booat coolness by 2323%
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Okay. I might read some.
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Yippers

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