It was a fine day and Barker Mc Owens was playing hide and seek with Woofley Blaze. He had been hiding for an hour but Barker Mc Owens still had not found him. He was sniffing in the farmer's market until he looked up and saw Woofley Blaze looking in a window in an apartment building while tagging along on the window wiper's ride. "How did he get up there? Well, I must rescue him! My time of honor in my long line of Scottie dogs has come!," said Barker Mc Owens.
He ran to that arpartment building as fast as his tiny legs could carry him. Then, he climbed the building to get to his friend. "Never hide here again!," said Barker Mc Owens. "Isn't she beautiful?," said Woofley Blaze. Barker Mc Owens looked in the window and saw Periwinkle Peters, the most beautiful poodle in New Orleans. She was wearing a periwinkle tutu with a pink bow in the back, a silver tiara studded with pink jewels, and a collar made of periwinkle leather studded with pink jewels. Attached to that was a silver dog tag shaped like a bone. Her fur was crystal white and she was currently eating from a silver dog bowl with her name on it in cursive. "Yes, she's pretty, but she has an owner and she probably does not like you to stare at her.," said Barker Mc Owens.
"How do I get her to like me?," said Woofley Blaze. "Give her a gift while dressing fancy.," said Barker Mc Owens. "How do you know what she likes?," said Woofley Blaze. "I read this magazine called Famous Dogs Weekly. Since Periwinkle Peters won Best In Show at New Orleans Local Dog Show 5 times in a row, she was interviewed by Yips Smith, Dog Reporter. In the interview, she told us that she likes guys who wear fancy outfits and give gifts.," said Barker Mc Owens. "Did she say other stuff too?," said Woofley Blaze. "She said that she felt proud to win this award five times in a row. She also said that she loves her owner, new show dogs should practice obedience and agility and be well groomed before show time, her favorite color is pink, she prefers wet dog food to dry, she loves her owner, and she would like to thank her mother for winning the award so many times.," said Barker Mc Owens.
They went to the adult male dog section of Furry Fashion to find Woofley Blaze fancy clothes to wear to impress Periwinkle Peters. "I told you, I'm not a formal kind of guy.," said Woofley Blaze. "Well, you must wear fancy clothing to impress Periwinkle Peters! Do you like this red blazer?," said Barker Mc Owens. "Like it? I love it! What size is it?," said Woofley Blaze. "Large. Oh, and, also.....the brand is Barkin' Fancy and it is 100% polyester. Do you want a necktie or tuxedo to go with it?," said Barker Mc Owens. "I could go for that black tuxedo right there.," said Woofley Blaze. "Okay. Since we have no money to pay for this expensive stuff with alarms on them....I'll go get my owner's wallet!," said Barker Mc Owens. He had Woofley Blaze pay for the stuff. After that, they left.
"What kind of gifts does Periwinkle Peters like?," said Woofley Blaze. "I do not know.," said Barker Mc Owens. "Hey, every girl likes flowers! Let's get her some pink roses from the flower shop!," said Woofley Blaze. So, they did.
"Hey Periwinkle, I got you some pink roses!," said Woofley Blaze. "Thank you! Can we play fetch together?," said Periwinkle Peters. "Yes. But, I guess I would have to change into my cap for that.," said Woofley Blaze. You're funny. I like you.," said Periwinkle Peters. "Thanks.," said Woofley Blaze.
