I'm sorry.

Question

I have something to tell you all... and I've been scared to tell you. There is a stage 6 hurricane in my area. And, also I'm Spiderman. You've probably seen me on the news, but this might be the last time you'll see me. Oh, and I'm not even a child. I'm 34. The art I've made? It's from my 3-and-a-half-year-old daughter. And did I mention I'm a time traveler and a universe hopper? Yeah. Sorry for lying. I hope you guys can still accept me. And this is not a joke. I swear. Bye for now, gotta save my area from this hurricane. I didn't mean to lie to you. I didn't want it to come to this... and I don't think I can save my area. I might just go with them too. Guess I'm not the great and mighty Spiderman after all...

Lori, 

Signed out.

Comments

Your  a adult!?!?!?

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its an april fools

Answer 1

I cant believe some people thought this  was real

Answer 2

SPIDER MAN?! 

THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDERMAN?!

You're in a stringy situation here, but you can't just swing away from this problem!

So please, don't let this hurricane sweep you off your feet, because with the power of                    FRIENDSHIP   

everything will go okay. (don't worry, I'm reading the movie plot, you're fine)

 Me and my non-existent brain cells will cheer you on until the very end!

But of course, tell gwen if you meet her that i'm like 100% compatible with her, in about every-way, at least i think.

                                                               

                                                     

                                    

Comments

SPIDERMAN SPIDERMAN

DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER CAN

SPINS A WEB ANY SIZE
CATCHES THEIVES JUST LIKE FLIES
WATCH OUT HERE COMES THE SPIDERMAN

Answer 3

GUYS THIS IS A JOKE-

U GUYS SHOULD HAVE KNOWN WHEN I SAID CATAGORY 6 AND IM SPIDERMAN? HUH??? 

Comments

I KNOW- 

WHY DID SOMEBODY FLAG IT 

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Omg.

Omg.

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Lori, I think it's safe to say that many of us are on the spectrum LOL 

Answer 4

BRO WHO FLAGGED THIS

THIS IS JUST A JOKE-

Answer 5

category 6 aint real

Answer 6

SaVe uS sPoOdAhMaN

Answer 7

HAHA NICE TRY SPOODERMAN

Answer 8

April Fools has been and gone and your the fool for carrying it on.

(That is what my dad says bc where he lived April Fools ends at 12 pm)

Comments

Yeah, I saw that you can only do April Fools pranks in the morning in England and Canada x3

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Yeppers

Answer 9

There are so many red flags with this.

I kinda believe the hurricane part bc that's the only possible part. But you clearly aren't an adult bc of the punctuation errors in this.

Comments

spiderman4life

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girl what r u talking about of course she is a 34 yr old adult who can time travel what else would she be??

A normal person

NEVER

that is practically an insult

Answer 10

OKEH