Isn't he cute? HE CAN FLY.

Question

I smile uncontrollably when I see him <Xd

1. He can fly.

2. he speaks really fancy and respectfully. He'll call you Insignificant, and then tell you he loves you 2 seconds later.

3. He has white hair.

4. He's nice.

5. He has white hair.

6. He's a grim reaper that can't bear to kill you :)

7. He has a cute axolotl plushie on his bed~

8. In the game, he sneaks into your window just to give you flowers and declare his love for you, and you both plan your wedding together. "Hypothetically"

9. He's good with computers. He hacks your PC just to tell you he's about to kill you and take your soul on a rowboat ride-

 He also blushes. A LOT. So you'll always know when he's embarrassed or flustered.

For some reason, he's even cuter when he's annoyed. I'd annoy him on purpose just to see it. DUMB WAYS TO DIE~

Flxffi the simp, out~

Comments

Bro js has a simp account atp 

(It's okay, I'm much worse-)

Answer 1

DUMB WAYS TO DIEEE SO MANY DUMB WAYS TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 2

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

OMG HE IS SO FINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Answer 3

10 reasons why Anthony Kiedis is better than that guy…

• 1. He’s actually real.
• 2. He’s the lead singer of my favorite band.
• 3. His long hair is to die for.
• 4. So is his platinum hair in the Californication era.
• 5. His short brown hair (in By the Way era and current era) is also to die for.
• 6. DID I MENTION HIS HAIR??????????
• 7. He’s buff.
• 8. He and his band know how to handle a crowd crush, unlike Travis Scott.
• 9. His book is also really good.
• 10. He had this hat (not sure what type of hat it is) and he often wore it and it looks incredibly hot on him.
• 11. *lists 99999999999 more reasons*

Comments

OOOOO ELO HAS ANOTHER CRUUUSSSSSH!!

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Pfffffffft, Anthony Kiedis has been my celebrity crush since December 6 of 2023.

(As for my other crush, I started liking him on December 6, 2022. See the pattern?)

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Hmm.. Who will you like on December 6, 2024??

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GIRL HE IS 61

THIS IS ALL SHADES OF JAIL

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My platonic crush.

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@Mel We don’t talk about that.

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Not the Travis Scott slander 

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There was a crowd crush at one of the festivals on Big Day Out 2000 and the Chili Peppers were performing, and they somehow soothed the crowd. There’s a video but it has the f-word so I can’t post it.

Answer 4

Hahahahahahhaaqhahahhahahahah  I am a monkey

Comments

GIF!!

Answer 5

Can you tell me his name?

I think I might play the game U R talking about

Comments

Casper from A date with death probably rated PG 14

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There IS no PG-14. It’s either PG-13 (in movies) or TV-14 (in television).

Answer 6

These are... very good pictures x3

Answer 7

what game is that

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It's called a date with death, though I advise players to be 16 and up, maybe 15 XD It's not That bad though, just maybe PG.......16 XD