Once upon a time.... There was a hamter. His name was Guineaochio. Every time he ate a piece of kibble that wasn't his, his ears grew. He had a father named Hampetto wholoved him very much. One day, Guineaochio ate a piece of his father's kibble, and a magical fairy came. She said: "Ur nos- I MEAN EARS- will now grow every time you steal Kibbles >:(" and that made Guineachio very sad.
Guineaochio's father was devastated (About his kibble not his son) So he kicked Guineaochio out of the cage to live on his own. Soon, Guineaochio found some kibble that belonged to a Squirrel, so he ate it. He ears grew so much, he looked like a Rabbit!
But he realized that after being disowned by his father and cursed by a fairy, that wasn't the best thing to do; So he threw it back up and put it back! Then he left :)
Squirrel: Heyyyyy! That was my Kibble :(
ANYWAYS, Guineaochio found the fairy and said, "I almost ate somebody's kibble, but then I gave it back. Can you lift the curse Pwease?" The fairy said, "How do I know you aren't trolling me?" Guineaochio said: Because I am trustworthy :)
The fairy: Okay then!
So she lifted the curse.
Then Guineaochio got kidnapped :D
The end!
Hey! It wasn't exactly KIDNAPPING, it was a surprise adoption :)