If youve been keeping up youll know that the tortured poets department was out on April 19th and im obsessing over it. But it has a TON of swear words. The F word appeared in soooooo many songs. My dad is complaining about it so whenever whatever app i am using is playing Down Bad i gotta skip it although its my favorite. Ok, second favorite. There are so many f words. But its still one of may favs. Here are my top 10 (31 total!)
1. Who's Afraid Of Little Old Me - the sister of Look What You Made Me Do. My dad was like 'Taylor sounds so mean in this song. Dont listen to it too much.' and I'm like 'what the heck!?"
2. Down Bad - I can't resist even though there are so many swear words. Taylor talks about how sad she was after the breakup with Joe A. and how she still misses him.
3. Cassandra - sorry Kim Kardashian, this song is really good. The snake comment ruined your reputation so now you have to pay for it.
4. The Tortured Poets Department - this one is sooooo good. Reminds me of my crush
5. So Long London - THE track 5. probably the saddest song I've ever heard. DEFINITELY about Joe. Because Matty Healy is NOT from London. In her song, she sings 'I'll find someone' and turns out she did. She found THE Travis Kelce. And even caused the Who Was series authors to write a book about Travis. And herself, of course.
6. The Alchemy - for football fans & Travis. You can literally hear the word 'touchdown' in this song, so there's no need for any lyric decoding.
7. So High School - basically the ttpd version of 15. I think it's about Travis.
8. thanK you aIMee - sorry again Kim. I saw your respond. (how dare f- she) And no I did not got the spelling wrong. Taylor spelled it this way so thats how I spell it.
9. The Prophecy - this song is probably the second saddest song ever. Taylor said she felt soooooooooo lonely in this one because she keeps breaking up and getting together with new guys then break up again and no one wants her. But that is so not true because we Swifties love her, don't we
10. I Can Do It With A Broken Heart - Like a more mature version of Youre On Your Own Kid. Shes talking about how she is heartbroken but she still tours and make us happy and attend awards and go to interviews and talk shows blah blah blah. The end was hilarious: "Cause I'm miserable! And nobody even knows! Try and come for my job..."
SWIFTIES TTPD IS AAAAAAWWWWWEEEEESSSSSOOOOOMMMMMEEEEE YOU GOTTA STREAM IT (not forcing you to. I'm just suggesting)
