if you have to marry your pfp

Question

Who will you marry

I have to marry myself 

Well, a cute cartoon version of myself

Comments

:O

SPIRITUAL NUMBER!

111k POINTS :D

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Indeed! :O (also, did I miss any Everpane?)

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You probably missed a few chapters x3

I almost said kissed—

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WHATT!!!!!!! ONE SEC, I'VE GOT TO GET TO READING.

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Ohh, nevermind. I just saw the word "kissed," so I had to look into the chapters I missed.

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YOU ARE STILL OBSESSED WITH NAZURE—

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I wouldn't say "obsessed," but I still appreciate the concept.

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I forgor what Nazure was

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It's the ship between two of my characters from Everpane. Nicolas and Azure.

Answer 1

I have to change my pfp since I already graduated

Anyways

Snufkin.

YES SNUFKIN

i have a crush on Karl-Oskar from The Emigrants, but snufkin's pretty cute-

ALSO GUYS I WONT BRING BACK THE GRAD PFP DONT ASK

Answer 2

uh-oh

Answer 3

My school computer pfp is me and Carly so uhh-

Comments

You have to marry Carly?

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NO NIHARA

I THOUGHT THAT WAS HARAM-

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I know some Muslim traditions from Magnus Chase

And I also know that you can’t be Lesbian/Gay

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I do know that (Nihara has thaught me a lot about Islam)

Answer 4

okay, ill marry a cat yellow cat drew! THEN I SHAPESHIFT INTO A CAT-

Answer 5

If I married my pfp I would miss out on God's greatest gift to man. I would be missirable for the rest of my life.

Comments

Yeah, don’t want to turn into an AI-generated corporate memphis object yourself.

Answer 6

Nice, I get to marry The Chosen One.

Comments

You will be very safe

Answer 7

EHEH

I MARRY DEKU!!

depressed Deku...

BUT STILL, ITS DEKU!! :D

Answer 8

Oh!

...

Hello Shikamaru x3

Comments

AWWWWWWWWWW <3333

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Heheh x3

Answer 9

Hello Kitty? I guess we could be married, and not be like romantic at all. Like a platonic marriage?

Answer 10

Erm

One of the men in my pfp is Gay

And the other is bisexual

If Will married me I think Nico would kill me

So uh

I think if that happened I’d be dead

Comments

Will do be fine 

OH NAUR

NOT ANOTHER FICTIONAL CRUSASSSSSSHAHHAHAHAHHAHASUEJND

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Will do be fine

This is the only fictional man that I simp for

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HEHEEEEE

I GOT YOU TO ADMIT THAT YOU SIMP FOR SOMEBODY