This was weird-

Question

I was with my “friends” (who are boys), my eh-friend (who is a girl), and my close-to-being-a-trustable-friend (who is also a girl and my slight crush) were at the table studying.

Suddenly one of my “friends” says the little “okurrrr” cardi b thing where you roll the R

And my eh-friend suddenly rolls her r’s

And then my c-t-b-a-t-friend rolls her r’s and does a little cat gesture

and I was like

Answer 1

I cannot roll my r's and I take a Spanish class.

Answer 2

...

Hey wait a second—

Comments

Is she secretly a cat? I DESPISE cats. Sorry; But it's the literal dog and cat dynamic. I might start to like cats if MAYBE they weren't so sleepy and annoyed all the time.

Answer 3

We got romance, guys!

Comments

I wish, but she didn’t do it towards me

She just did it lol

Also she’s a bit older than me and I don’t think most girls like guys younger than them lol

And one of my “friends” has a crush on this girl that’s a solid 1-2 years older than him

Before this year, he had no chance

NOW THE CHANCES ARE AT 5-20%

Anyways, I’m off to eat the bts hungry jacks burger. I miss the old kanye. Celery. Goobay.

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Yea there was this one girl who moved into our apartment building who was a year older than me. I immediately fell in love with her and she could tell. I'm pretty sure she was a little weirded out and tried to stay away from me for the most part XD. Sadly, she left for summer camp and we probably won't see her again :|

I really hope lillambda doesn't read this....

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OH SHOOT

ALPHA IS CAPABLE OF LOVE

SOMEBODY GET THE SAX AND SOMEBODY GET BILL CLINTON

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Yo Lillambda, read Alpha’s comment! You’ll never believe it!

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Wait what does Bill Clinton have to do with this—

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He can play the sax

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Oh, cool :D

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"And Bill Clinton plays the sax, we're Anaaa-manicacs!!" 

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Those are the facts

Jack