I eat the cotton candy inside my walls.

Question

It pairs nicely with the Coke inside my sink drain.

It tastes so weird though. Whoever made it should know that texture is EVERYTHING >:(

And the Coke tastes a little bit like metal and old lasagna...

Answer 1

:O

NOOO!!!

THAT "COTTON CANDY" IS MADE OF FREAKING GLASS!!!

LOL why would you do this my doggoluving frend????

Comments

I was curious :)

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Wait you actually ate it??

Answer 2

Oh, cool! I like eating on the little thin twizzlers from this broken device! I love em' because they always give me this little buzz! A little wired tho, and cold too.

Answer 3

I like eating the chocolate hotdogs in the toilet. Though, it does make the inside of my mouth itch a little :[

Comments

WTH!!! THATS JUST WRONG

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You know what I love eating? Chocolate starfish and hot-dog flavored water.

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Cool! Do you guys ever eat that lemonade that comes from the toilet too or nah?

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(Did you get the album reference… (no, I don’t listen to Limp Bizkit, I just find the album name cool))

Yeah. Tastes pretty good, perhaps a little saltier and it’ll be even better.

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Sometimes I eat the weird shaped white chocolate on my sink!

Answer 4

I like eating the dried frosting in my walls.

But it tastes like weird chemicals-

Answer 5

Oh really? I eat 60 year-old paint that has mold and cockroaches.

(Kidding)

Answer 6

I eat the wild corn dogs that grow beside a friend’s pond.

Don’t know why so much fluff comes out, though.

It goes well with the herbal tea in the pond.

Tastes a bit too much like fish and dead bugs. Probably normal, though.

Comments

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It's because it a rare form of corn dog,

The Popicus corndoggogus.

The Popping corn dog has this chemical reaction because of the mix of mentors and Coke inside it- Which makes it go boom boom. That girl is very lucky to be so smart; She knew from the start that it wasn't a weird plant, but a rare meal from the wild. 

Sign this petition to agree to help more Popicus Corndoggogus plants survive:

Totally real petition

Thank you for your service; We are forever grateful.

Answer 7

OMG SAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Answer 8

I hope this isn't true

Comments

Wells your hopes are wrong :)

Answer 9

WELP-