Siri, what's the best device?
1: If it's made by Apple, it's the best.
2: Wait... there are other phones?
Siri, what's up?
Just responding to 3 million other people screaming, "HEY SIRI" at the same time. You?
Guess what?
Don't tell me, you were just elected the U.S President, right?!
I want to see a joke.
Go to privacy settings and open your front camera.
Bye Siri.
Bye,
Hi Siri.
I thought I just said Bye.
Mirror, mirror, on the wall whose the fairest of them all?
1: Snow White, is that you?
2: You, my friend, are the fairest of them all.
Siri I am tired
I can suggest where to get coffee.
Siri I am tired
I hope you're not doing anything dangerous right now..
Siri I am tired
O.K. that's it, Ash. Put down the phone and take a nap. I'll wait here.
Siri, I'm sad.
It's okay to cry. My glass is tear-resistant.
Cortana, get me movie times.
Whose Cortana?
Oh, I meant Siri.
WHOSE CORTANA?
Siri, get me movie times.
Maybe you should ask Cortana.
Siri, can you kill someone for me?
No, but I found several close mental hospitals for you.
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.
I found some dentists for you.
PART 2 Coming Soon.