.Play with things that do not belong to them
.jump on things they're not supposed to be on
.eat things they're not supposed to eat
.purr constantly
.Play in small spaces
.destroy things
.chew on plastic or string
.get in boxes, drawers, etc.
.cuddle with me constantly
.get hurt
.claw me
.bite me
.hide
.run
.chirp constantly
.squeak constantly
.quack
.sleep in the trash
.sneeze all over the place
.cry
.pee on my stuff
.poop on my stuff
Trigger warning: this might gross you guys out. .throw up all over the place
.lick across my lips (well, they lick everywhere on me)
.lay on my face
.put cat hairs in my mouth
.sleep on me and never wake up
.look out windows