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new account. joined oct. 2018, know me from the url. 

got nothing to say w it, so comment yous favorite lie ;)

wont be on too much cuz i got school & all, also i kinda aint active on anything rlly anymore so

just b sure too idk tell me who i am in the answers lol <3 

Answer 1

I’m pretty sure you’re Knight, due to the way you talk, and your join date :)

 

And my favorite lie? Idk it’s kinda funny but it’s one of those stupid excuses, “sorry I have to go water my grandma” XD

Comments

i say, "im dressing" when someone wants to go in my room when im not LOL

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lol, I do that sometimes too. Is it bad that the first thing U though of when you said that you say “I’m dressing” was that you were salad dressing XD

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What do you mean? I am salad dressing.

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Oh i’m sorry, i’m my house we call it LeAvEs AnD sPiCe PaStE (true story)

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Hm, well, I am quite insulted that you would call me "paste". For when I think of the words paste, I think of the paste that plants produce. And me compared to that useless slimy bit? I am of course superior, for I am crafted carefully to taste amazing on "leaves". I feel insult, as my beauty is at it's peak right now, I will show you've been in the wrong about me. 

Please do reconsider your stance, I am nothing like you have explained to be. 

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I’m so sorry! I meant no insult to the dressing of the world *bows*

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Thank you. I award you as being my servant, it is a task many people attempt but fail. I am picky. NOW QUICK

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What would you like for me to do, master?