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My mom has jello in her lungs!

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Mom: Nippet seems intrigued by the dead fly that I found.

Me: Where did you FIND a dead fly?!

Dad: Why are you so excited about a dead fly?

Me: I'm not. *turns to Mom* Where did you find a dead fly?

Mom: In Nippet's paws-*cough cough* I have jello in my lungs! *loud cough*
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It sounds so funny



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Okayyy...
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Um k cool  speechless

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? I am....concerned...?
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How did the jello get in the lungs?
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B r u h-
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okay? you know she was being metaphorical, right?
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Oh my.




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