HELLO! I don't have any questions to answer today, so let's get right into it. Our meme today is not quite a meme but also OH MY:
Fun, fun, for everyone? REMEMBER PEOPLE, WE NEED MEMES DOWN IN THE COMMENTS \/
Anywho, I was chatting with my friends on the LIL Squad group chat (Yes, that's a thing), and we ended up having a drawn out conversation about how to teach someone new to Minecraft how to defeat the ender dragon. The conversation went something like this (I'm not going to give you their real names)
Emily: Kill the player and be like OOPS
Me: Oops sorry you didn't set your spawn XD
Katy: Defeating the ender dragon is every 8 year old's challenge.
Me: OH I HAVE AN IDEA
Katy: That's dangerous.
Emily: You were thinking? WUUUUT
Me: You say to him "In this zone there is a dragon which we must defeat. To do so there will be eyes of Sauron which we need to shoot with our bows like that *shoots player- to explode. When all of them are destroyed, the dragon will be weak. There will be endermen everywhere! Don't look in their eyes! And if you do, while killing him *thinks- DONT LOOK AT ANY MORE. The dragon has poison breath! So if you see purple and start taking tick tick tick damage like this *starts throwing eggs at player- run. So, ARE WE READY, BOYS???