Christmas carols do not judge

Question

1. I want a hippopotamus for Christmas

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas only  a hippopotamus  would do

I don’t want a doll no dinky tinker toy I only want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas. I don’t think Santa Claus will mind do you?

He won’t have to use our dirty chimney flew just bring him through the front door that’s the easy thing to do!

I can see me now on Christmas morning creeping down the stairs

Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes to see a hippo hero standing there

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas only a hippopotamus will do

No crocodiles no rhinoceros's I only like hippopotamuses and hippopotamuses like me to

Mum says the hippo would eat me all up but teacher says hippo’s are a vegetarian

* music *

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas only a hippo is likely do

2. Jingle bells

Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way hey! Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open  sleigh hey! Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way hey! Dashing though the snow in a one Horse open sleigh all all the fields we go laughing all the way ha ha ha Bells in potter ring making spirits bright so jingle bellsssssssss yes baby girl

3. Last Christmas

Last Christmas I gave you my heart and the very next thing you gave it away so this year I’m giving it for £ 1.50

This Christmas I gave you my home and the very next thing you gave it away so next Christmas to stop me from tears I’m giving it for £1000.99

Now what’s special and also shy and I have a very good guess that might be you

Now I know what a fool I was and if you kissed me now it would never make a change

Last Christmas I gave you my heart and the very next thing you gave it away so this Christmas to stop me from tears I’m giving for £1.50

Last Christmas I gave you my home and the very next day you gave it away say this Christmas to stop me from tears I’m giving it for £1 and 50

4. Rudolph the red nose reindeer

Rudolph the red nose reindeer had a very shiny nose and if you ever saw him you would say it glows all of the other reindeers used to laugh and call him names then one frosty Christmas Eve Santa came to say Rudolph with your nose so bright won’t you guide my sleigh tonight then Rudolph got to play with the reindeer games Rudolph you go down in history .

5. Santa loves mince pies

Ho ho ho I love mince pies do do do do when I smell mince pies cooking I take one without looking and gobble gobble gobble and a nom nom nom when I eat it all I want more.

Comments

I love them both

Answer 1

*sings I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas at the top of my lungs*

Answer 2

Your version of last Christmas is hilarious

Answer 3

I like the first and last one

Answer 4

none of those are carols??? carols are like what child is this, carol of the bells, silent night, and all that. jingle bells and last Christmas, I want a hipopotomus,santa loves mint pies, and all that are Christmas songs!

Comments

STOP!