This is inspired by nobodyimportant. Credit to them for the idea!
Somebody: What’s your age?
Me: Somewhere between 0 and 150.
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Somebody: Where do you live?
Me: On the planet Earth!
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Somebody: What’s your name?
Me: EloquentRacer92.
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Somebody: When’s your birthday?
Me: It’s on the Gregorian calendar.
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I’m gonna add more.