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Your digestive system both starts and ends with cheeks
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Whenever you have a good dream, reality becomes a nightmare
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Moonlight is 100% solar powered
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Drivers who are in a hurry to beat traffic usually caused the accident that created the traffic they were trying to avoid.
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The first mom to have twins must have been so confused
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Does poison get more poisonous after it expires?
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Everything in life is constantly trying to kill you
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If the ocean was crystal clear people with a fear of heights would never board a ship
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Why is there a ‘D’ in fridge but not in refrigerator?
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If teeth were ticklish it would be almost impossible to brush them
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If you pay for something with cash at some point in your life you could come in contact with that cash again but have no idea.
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Pirates are just water gangsters
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Batman technically lives in his parent’s basement
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Your stomach has an alarm that’s set to vibrate every time you are hungry.
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If you charge your phone in the car it’s technically gas powered.
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A light switch is technically also a dark switch
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It was a huge missed opportunity not called veterinarians dogtors
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Ice sweats itself to death
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Adults aren’t picky eaters because they buy the food they want
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Our stomachs are always full of warm vomit
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Waldo could literally be in every book but no one has found him yet
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When people insult you in your dreams you are insulting yourself
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Candles have been changed from being used for sight to being used for smell
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The final thing that’s mostly ordered on a computer is a new computer
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Life is just a really long story about how you died
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Your stomach is filled with a liquid that could dissolve a rock but not gum
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Second guessing yourself is your brain telling your brain not to listen to your brain
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The person who designed money gets paid by their own design
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Google uses a robot to test if your human
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When a turtle loses his shell is he naked or homeless
