My dad is like a green screen, easy to make invisible why

Question

My dad is actually gone

Answer 1

I wish my dad was like a green screen

Comments

You don't like him?

Answer 2

Dark humor

Answer 3

15 years ago

“Hey dad, where are you going?”

“Just going to get some milk.”

*15 minutes after that*

“I’m back. I got your favorite, chocolate milk!”

“Thank’s dad!”

*4 years ago*

“I’m gonna become a Dream Stan.”

“Hey son, I’m gonna get some milk.”

*DISAPPEARS FOREVER AFTER WALKING THROUGH DOOR*

*last week*

“Being a Dream Stan is for losers. I’m gonna become a Chad.”

*dad walks through the door*

“I got your favorite!”

*EXTREME SOBBING BY SON*

“I LOVE YOU TOO DAD!”

Comments

Um Hehe

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As a former DSMP stan I can confirm this is why my dad left 

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DSMP isn't that bad- depends the fan. If you like someone part of it like Wilbur Soot than yeah I agree with this. But like Tommy and Tubbo are good. Others in that too.

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(I was a Wilbur Soot girly-)

Still so mad at what he did. Bro is too fine to be acting like that.

And Tommy is a baddie as always. I still watch his content sometimes.

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Hi cheer post ur dress lol

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(Ah noooo.) I liked and loved his content and stuff before the incident. I feel bad for all the people who went through his abuse. I’m proud for Shelby being able to speak out.

As for Tommy, I’m making his Minecraft skin as a cosplay- takes time since U do all my cosplays by hand but welp.

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Facts. So sad I had to actually find out about Shelby through this- she's such a sweetheart!

And you should totally post pics of your Tommy cosplay when you finish! :D

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It’s okay to be a Dream fan, but your dad shall go for the milk if you are a Dream stan

Remember, it’s never too late to unsubscribe

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Dream as if Dream himself? Or DSMP?

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DSMP Stans are cringe, fans are ok

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-_-

Stans as in loving the fandom to the point it's mostly all you talk about? Because if so then. Guess I'm cringe :3

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Stans as in people who are like “oh daddy dream I want to drink your sweat”

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Ahhh. Obsessive fans.

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Ohhh obsessive. Yeah ew.

Answer 4

Ahhh, was scrolling through my favorites. This post never fails to make me laugh.

Comments

This is very nice

Indeed

Very very nice

Very nice indeed

Indeed very nice—

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Just the title and then it's like "Jk he's gone" gets me every timeeee!

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Oh, I thought the title was still saying he was gone either way x3

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No you're right!

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Oh, okay :D

Answer 5

OMG HEY LOVE SAMEEEE 

Comments

We love the dark humor 

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AMEN!!