My summer has been so rainy!!!

Question

Here in Utah is just been so rainy!!! Here-

it's coming ●~●

Answer 1

Update: it came-

A lot

He showed up early

Uhm

Abt 5 inches of rain

Comments

That is almost half a foot wut—

Answer 2

Aw that sucks. Right now it's 38°c where I live but the day before yesterday was really rainy so I can relate.

Answer 3

OMG

YES

HERE THAT IS HAPPENING

IS IT DOING THIS ALL ACROSS AMERICA?!?

WHY IS SUMMER LIKE THISSSSSSSSS

-Nobi

Comments

It’s not happening where I live, weirdly.

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You said you live on Neptune

It snows there right—

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I moved to Erth.

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Oh goodness

NAH YOU DON'T WANT TO BE HERE WE HAVE ISSUES—

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I said Erth, not Earth.

Also, Neptune has issues too.

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Oh yeah?

What Neptune does issues have?

(Yeah you read that correctly, we speak backwards sometimes here on Erth.)

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1. Erth and Earth are different planets. Earth is a dumb rip-off of Erth. (It’s actually the other way around, but my personality doesn’t think so)

2. Well, I like it when it snows 5.749263751 inches, but it snowed 5.749263752 inches, so I moved to Erth. In fact, a lot of Neptunians moved to Erth because of that.

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Oh wow

 so a lot of you are here?

CAN I GET POSEIDON'S AUTOGRAPH HE'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE GODS—

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Poseidon lived in Greece, not Neptune. And Greece is in Earth, not Erth.

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Poseidon is the Greece version of Neptune!

And Neptune is Nerth, actually.

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Nope, Neptune is Neptune.

And I didn’t know that Earth had rip-off people. I though just the planet was a rip-off.

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Yeah, I had to learn about Earth in Erth school, including their weird mythology.

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Erth in Earth school*

After all, I know everybody who lives on Erth, and you’re not one of them, Nobi. You live on Earf.

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No, I know everyone who lives ion Earf, and that just happens to be youuuuu!

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I said that I lived on Erth, not some fake trashy Erth copy.

And I forgot to mention that I know everybody who lives on Earth, Erth, Earf, and Erf, and you live on Earf.

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Actually I lied

I live on Nerf.

We will nerf any bootleg Nerfs

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Too bad, I actually live on X-Shot. We shoot any bootleg X-Shots. (including Nerf)

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No, your ancestors live on OurSmith, but I have relatives that live on Minecraft, and they grief any people who live on OurSmith.

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Well, I live on Roblox Island, and people from there grief anyone who lives on Minecraft.

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Well I am currently on a vacation on Mario Kart Island, and I know for sure that Roblox Island does not "grief" anyone. But they are very toxicccc to people

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I actually live on Among Us Island, and if you don’t live there, you’re sus and will get voted out. That means YOU.

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I actually lived in Meme Island, and if you don't upvote the memes, you get kicked out. YOU DIDN'T UPVOTE THE HARRY POTTER MEMES, THAT MAKES YOU A MUGGLE!

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I live on imgflip Island, where the memes actually are, and if you don’t upvotes the memes, you’re banned forever.

AND YOU NEVER UPVOTED THE LORD OF THE RINGS MEMES! BYE-BYE NOBI! *bans nobodyimportant permanently*

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*gets revived by the power of the horcrux*

YOU MUGGLE DARE TRY TO OPPOSE ME? I WILL AVADA KEDAVRA ALL OF YOUR RINGS!

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Actually, the rings have already been destroyed. Go read the end of The Lord of the Rings.

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Nevah.

That's muggle work.

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And in the LOTR, muggles don’t exist. There’s Hobbits, Elves, Men, Dwarves, Ents, etc.

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If you don't read harry potter and only watch harry potter you are a Muggleborn, if you read harry potter but don't watch harry potter you are a Halfblood, and if you read and watch HP you are a Pureblood.

You do neither.

You are muggle!

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Well, everybody in LOTR is a muggle, so that don’t matter. Plus, LOTR took place hundreds of years before Harry Potter.

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So did Merlin, but he wasn't Muggle. He was a Slytherin!

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That’s cap, the tale of Merlin was invented BEFORE Hogwarts houses were.

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No, you will see that JK Rowling expressed that Merlin was indeed a student if Hogwarts, belonging to the Slytherin House.

Also the same house I belong to.

1 MILLION POINTS TO SLYTHERIN!

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Actually, you can’t possible get a million points. Might as well send you to Mordor.

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Well that's true, any professor who did that would probably be sent to Azkaban. BUT I'M HEADMASTER IN MY MIND

I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT TO

DUMBLEDORE STYLE!

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Nah, they send headmasters into Azkaban, too. And plus, Dumbledore is dead…

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I know he's dead.

And I'm friends with the (Magic) Prime Minister, he wouldn't send me to Azkaban.

Also, I'm Headmaster, not Dumbledore.

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Headmaster’s Minerva McGonagall right now. There’s no possible way you’re the headmaster.

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I'm filling in for her. She had to go do cat stuff.

And also we have been saying it wrong, A woman Headmaster is Headmistress

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What if I told you that Hogwarts doesn’t even exist and that it’s just ancient ruins? After all, in the Wizarding World, we’re both Muggles.

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What if I told you that Gandalf was actually Santa without his costume and he lost his rings, which would have been gifts, and are sending his elves and children to get them back from the eye?

(Also sorry if I got some stuff wrong I have never watched LOTR in my lyyyyfe)

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(I’ve only read the books, no time to watch the movies)

What if I told you that the One Ring got destroyed by Frodo (I think)? After all, the One Ring is the most powerful ring, so destroying the One Ring destroys the other rings.

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What if I told you that Umbridge was behind everything that ever happened that was bad, both in HP and in LOTR?

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What if I told you that Umbridge wasn’t even thought of when the events in LOTR happened?

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What if I told you that that was because she kept her identity hidden; pulling all the strings because she be like dat?

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What if I told you that Voldemort is a rip-off of Sauron?

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What if I told you that Gandalf is actually related to Dumbledore?

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What if I told you that both of them are long dead?

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What if I told you that if they're both dead why do we keep arguing over who is better?

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What if I told you that it’s not Gandalf vs. Dumbledore, it’s Jimmy Carter (immortal) vs. Jimmy Carter (mortal)?

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What if I told you that it's actually Phineas vs Ferb?

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What if I told you that it’s Life vs Lyfe?

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What if I told you that Lyfe won?

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What if I told you that it’s actually Life Simulator, and Life Simulator won because everyone in the world (including us) is playing it right now?

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What if I told you that there is no Life, only Simulator?

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What if I told you that you should buy gold?

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What if I told you that reality is an illusion?

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What if I told you that the universe is a hologram?

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What if I told Gideon to get lost?

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What if I don’t watch Gravity Falls yet I still know a lot about it?

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What if I cried at the last episode of Gravity Falls?

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What if it’s not called crying, it’s called generating tears?

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What if it's called "Eye Sweating"?

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What if it’s called “Eyeball Sweating”? 

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What if its called "iBallisticSquid"?

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What if iBallisticSquid gets hacked and his new username is “i(don’t know what else)”?

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What if iBallisticSquid gets his account back but changes his name to "iCalmOctopus"?

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What if Minecraft terminates iBallisticSquid’s account?

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What if iBallisticSquid comes back?

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What if iBallisticSquid quits Minecraft and plays on RealmCraft? (RealmCraft is a Minecraft rip-off)

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What was happening 

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I honestly don’t know.

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What was I saying—

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Chaos.

Answer 4

Where I am, it hasn’t rained in a few days, and not once since the summer solstice.

Answer 5

xD same thing in PA

- Dino

Answer 6

JHGKLGHLKJ SAME HERE IN TX

Comments

Friendly reminder that there's a contest of yours that ended a month ago and you never announced the winners.