Hey mate. I just found someone in MO; she's dead serious, no doubt kinda girl. Only problem is that I'm going to have to go to the MO-IL border to get her. Luckily freight runs there for solo, but I checked AmTrak for the way back and it's 800 BLOODY DOLLARS FOR COACH AND TWO ADULTS! Ridiculous, absolutely insane. Other trips don't cost nearly as much. So we might both ride freight back to MT.
Also kind of problematic that she's even more broke than me. I'm used to being the poor one out of the bunch, and I was hoping to exchange what little money I have to Canadian dollars. I might have to spend it though because she didn't have a backpack or anything. Another possibility is just swiping one at an REI or something (some of my other mates stole a giant tent from a Dick's) but a lot could go wrong there. I'm extremely good at shoplifting (yes, I know, I'm a thief now leave me alone) but not nearly as experienced in bigger thefts.
Wait why am I saying all of this here?
Yeah anyway I found someone who's dead serious about Alberta.