Question

I HAVE TAKEN OVER.

THIS IS MR. BANANA, I HAVE TAKEN OVER PSYCHOSLOTH’S ACCOUNT AND HAVE CLAIMED IT AS MY OWN.

FROM NOW ON, I WILL BE THE ONE ON THIS ACCOUNT.

I WILL ALWAYS BE THE SUPERIOR TO HER.

THEREFORE, I CLAIM THIS.

I THINK SHE IS ADDICTED. SHE NEEDS A BREAK OR SOMETHING.

SHE’S GONNA GO OFF OBSESSING OVER ANOTHER HOT PERSO-

Excuse me, what are you-

I AM RUSSIAN DANCING FROM HER. SHE WILL NEVER FIND ME, DON’T YOU WORRY. 

I WILL SEE YOU LATER.

SIGNING OFF,

MR. BANANA

Comments

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN MR. BANNANA ARRIVES? DOES THIS HAPPEN EVERY YEAR? WHAT'S GOING ON?

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THIS IS BRAND NEW. IT IS THE NEWEST OF THE NEW.

I COULD NOT EVEN TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENS.

Answer 1

GUYS, GET IN YOUR DOOMSDAY BUNKERS! MR. BANANA HAS COME.

Comments

Stock your MREs and ammo cans, the end draws near...

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I only have swords and bows though… (in Minecraft, not in real life)

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what happens when Mr. banana arrives?

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The real PsychoSloth would be inactive.

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I WASN’T TRYING TO START A DOOMSDAY OR WAR OR WHATEVER.

I WAS TRYING TO SAY I WAS THE ONE ON PSYCHOSLOTH’S ACCOUNT FROM NOW ON. 

YET IT SOUNDS FUN. SHALL I GATHER AN ARMY?

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YES  START AN ARMY

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An army of bananas? Oh no…