dukegold

Question

gold is the next upgrade, you will need to reach 100,000 points to become a dukegold, dukesilver!

Answer 1

“DukeGold” is just so incredibly cringey though….

Edit: Wow this is where I’d let loose a string of creative but well-mannered swears on Discord. I had no idea I was over 90k. I thought I was like 75k or something. Dang. I know it’s not impressive considering Elo’s way more than 400k…

Comments

“DukeGold” is just so incredibly cringey though….

True but you must evolve!!!!111!1

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When are you gonna be DukePlatinum? And DukeDiamond?

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@Pumpkin I’m gonna start calling you “Male Kitten” then.

Answer 2

Might as well catch DukeSilver in a pokeball.

Answer 3

Dukesilver's gonna evolve like a pokemon

Comments

HUH? 

WHAT IS THIS?

D U K E S I L V E R   I S   E V O L V I N G

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BOW DOWN PEASANTS! YE FILTHY SERVANTS STAY LIKE RATS WHILST I BECOME A LION!

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Sorry, but I’m a Leo and a Leo is a Lion.

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And I'm a Taurus, the bull who doesn't back down >:]

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Bull: hi everyone, i’m gonna back down

*backs down*