what are stoopid stuff u use to think

Question

WHEN I WAS 6 OR SOMETHING I USED TO THINK MINNESOTA WAS A FOOD (I didnt live in the USA back then (im an immigrant) so uhh yea)

Also When I was 11 I was scarred of 23andme kits (now I need one)

Comments

when I was little I thought the vitamins in carrots were vitamin gummies bc I take vitamin gummies  lol I didn't know they were tiny

Answer 1

I used to think that if you planted a seed and water it, it would immediatly grow fully like in peppa pig.......

I was stooooooopid

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I misread this as  "it will immediatly grow into peppa pig"

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'And over here we have my prize winning peppa pigs'

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same I had to read it again

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STAWHP MAKING ME LAUGH IM AT A READING TEST AT SCHOOL

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Me too!!

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U use this at school?

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Yes, Yes I do

I am a devious little Viking

Answer 2

Alsoooooooo, I used to think that eating raw fish would get you pregnant. Probably already said that on this post, my memory sucks now.

Comments

WHAT

THAT IS THE WEIRDEST THING EVER

i will never eat fish. You can take my Norway pass away

Answer 3

I thought that a rainbow child was a tiny kid in LGBTQIA 

Comments

Imagine:

Child: I'm a rainbow child! Part of LGBTQIA+!

Adults: ....

Doctors: ...

The Oxford Dictionary: ...

Obama: ...

Guy from somewhere: ...

Parent: WUH GOSH WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME IT'S TIME TO DIP—

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I dont even know what a rainbow child is

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 There’s not a word to describe how stoopid I am 

But Srsly 

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@Nordic

neither do I o_o

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I do.

After a woman gets a miscarriage, the next successful child born is a rainbow child.

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A rainbow child, though there are other meanings sometimes, is a child that was born after a previous miscarriage.

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Rainbow children are babies that are born after the mom thinks she can’t have babies anymore

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Oh

Answer 4

I thought if I ate enough carrots I could see in the dark

Comments

Most adults think that.

Thank World War, uh what one was it? I forgot.

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I take carrot juice with Magnesium every day (I have Magnesium defency) and I still dont see in the dark

Answer 5

I thought that confiscated was spelt and pronounced confisticated

Comments

Teacher: Keep playing and I'm going confisticate your phone >:[

 Me: Y-you're gonna     w  h   a   t—

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Wait, it’s not spelled and pronounced “confisticated”?

Never knew that.

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@nobi if that did happen tho- 

@elo lol! x3 

Answer 6

I thought you could put something behind your back and it would just stay there and not fall.

I also thought that it was a coincidence that my moms mom was my grandma.

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yeah

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Like I'd go around saying "GUESS WHAT? MY MOMS MOM IS MY HRANDMA!"

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dying.

Answer 7

100 VIEWS HVA???

Answer 8

I used to think that statutes were real people that had been frozen( like in the movie)

I also used to  to think I would get sucked into an escalator if I used one ( prompting my escalator phobia)

And finally  

I could never be in the bath while it was draining cause I thought I would get sucked down the drain

Comments

The last one I think is pretty common.

Cuz I'm pretty sure I had that one, too.

Answer 9

I used to think either all doormen got dogs or only doormen got dogs. Bc of Curious George

Answer 10

I used to think I was humming my very own songs when I found out later than I was actually humming Gourmet Race (also known as Kirby Theme) and Fur Elise. I haven’t even listened to those songs until I found out!