(This is all a joke! Do not take seriously!! In fact I pretty much mean the opposite of it all lol)
Nobodyimportant: This is an OUTRAGE! You? NOBODY important? Why, this is so OFFENSIVE!
Emodinosaur: EMO?! How dare you have emo in your username! Emo is ILLEGAL! How INSULTING that you have the NERVE to put it in a user!
GravityCentered: Gravity CENTERED?! How SELFISH of you to be in the center of gravity! Gravity does NOT revolve around you!
EloquentRacer: RACERS ARE NOT ELOQUENT! HOW DARE YOU PUT THOSE TWO IN A SENTENCE? OH, THE AUDACITY!
NordicGenealogist: NORDIC!!? How DARE you have a massive love for the Scandinavian and Nordic folks! That is so rude!
JapanPeach: PEACHES?! IN JAPAN?! Why, are you KIDDING me, child? Those two NEVER belong in a sentence!
Pizzalover44: YOU LOVE PIZZA?! THE AUDACITY TO LOVE PIZZA, NO. JUST NO. I AM REPORTING YOU!
MinecraftNerd: You like MINECRAFT?! That is SUCH a HOOOOORIBLE COMPANY, LIKING IT IS… ILLEGAL
MinecraftNerdJr: This is self explanatory. And with the JUNIOR. You think your soooooo rebellious.
Inga the Finnish-American: YOU ARE FINNISH-AMERICAN?! Agh, so horrible! So utterly devastating! You cannot be Finnish and American!
GirlPwr4Eva: GIRL POWER?! Women belong in the kitchen! Men have the power! Ma’am, that sentence is teaching young children the wrong thing!
be4evah: Before Eva? Before Ever? What does that username mean? Oh my, you are being sued for hurting my brain!! ):(
akari: “Red pear tree?” Preposterous! Pears are not red! And you should have your user in English!! How dare you!? SHAME ON YOU
DukeSilver: I don’t know what to say here! Uh.. you aren’t the duke of silver! Thats so misleading!
Hell0Mell0w: Excuse me YOU SHOULD PUT MARSHMALLOW NOT HELLOMELLOW THATS OFFENSIVE TO MARSHMALLOW LOVERS
[More on the way!]
