I sneezed out a fly and my dad laughed at me. But I forgot my dad was at the grocery store for a certain something.
My mom chased him with the daily newspaper, forgetting he was not our cow, Celia, who was pink with a curly tail and a cute little snout. When she walked, chasing him, I opened the door behind her. The house was loud, because no one was in it. I heard the clank of nothing when I stood down on the couch.
Now I turned off the TV, and I could smell the white glow. Football was off, so I watched it. A great game, my favorite team lost!
Then went to the kitchen to get my blanket and my pretzels. I went down the stairs to my room, which was in the attic upstairs. I laid up in my bed and opened my eyes. Then I floated asleep, smelling my pretzels.
When I woke up, it was 3 AM in the afternoon, and I was hungry. So I went and ate some water from the bathroom. It tasted good, like moldy cheese. I happily went outside with a frown on my face, with my shoes in my hands. I got my shoes on and went to my house, Geralds, friend, where we cried sadly at a hilarious youtube video.
My mom called me home for dinner, so I stayed at the house. It was great that she let me stay.
Then we were getting ready to have a sleepover! It was going to be so fun, I really was excited to do it! But my mom said yes, so I went to my house and slept in my bed alone.
Tomorrow I’m supposed to get a kitty. I can’t wait to play fetch with it and have it bark at the doorbell! 
